The Onion, a fixture in Milwaukee for 20 years, publishes its final local print edition next week. The Onion started in Madison and will be becoming a digital only platform. A new "story" just posted for your enjoynment is a fake news report about the NYPD's controversial "stop and frisk" program. But they reported that it's actually called the "stop and KISS" program . . . as in, cops stop you if you look suspicious, and PLANT ONE on you.
Which is ridiculous, but it apparently fooled some people who actually thought it was REAL.